Al-Capwn's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Strawberry's Clockday]

i feel sorry for turd(in teh movie)

cuz strawberry was apperantly a good friend to him but now he treats him like total shit(even though he is shit). but in the same way i feel sorry for strawberry. i mean, PUBE MUPPIT! no1 deserves that kind of punishment! anyways good job man

[HappyMeal 1:Goten's Test]

hmm...

well since my speaks are seriously fucked up right now, i cant really rate u on my own for sound. but reading other reviews i can tell that u used voices. the animation is pretty screwed with a real-looking couch in the background. real items are not supposed to be in flash(unless it's knox's dubs XD). as for humor and violence, i thought it was pretty amusing to see goten burn to his death since in my opinion hes the most annoying dbz character in the series.next to hercule of course.style was pretty high cuz i havnt seen anything like this on newgrounds so far.

Final Rating:4 You need to work on your flash skills.

["Fun With Suicide"]

for all u FUCKING MORONS!!!!

the reason all the reviewers are putting in rip in the reviews from june13 and up is cause adam a.k.a livecorpse has commited suicide...read the front page u homos! hold crtl and hit f and search for livecorpse suicide and read the letters he left it really sad...

["Stripped" - VHS]

not bad at all

i liked the movie overall especially at the very end it had a The Ring" parody. and the freakiest part was...after i saw the ring thing...the phone rang!...but it was my mom checking on me cuz im sick...it had me goin for a second

i could barely understand the betty and clarence thing i had 2 watch it bout 4 times 2 get wat they were saying...apperently betty took a shit in the car and clarence got pissed off...

overall pretty good with all the choices and stuff the options part in the movie looked like a real vcr

[AYB: Sonic Adventure]

i ahs jsut gto iont teh aby racze 2ayd...

(translation^:i has just got into the ayb craze 2day...) adn i tihkn ti prtety kloo.(if u ppl cant read this shit u aint been on 2 many chat rooms u dumass ppl!!!)

all yor baze r blong 2 uz ha ha ha ha!

[Rise of the MK: Part 1]

i 'gree with guy b4 me... WAAAHHHH mario died!

i got this downloaded on my comp cuz my FUCKED UP INTERNET CONNECTION freezes every time i hit a link so i jus dl anything i can(MDM2 & 3)(both on randys site: http://www.videogamedc.com) now if you could let us download every single movie on ur site(i only meen the pixled parodies) i would start makin donations =) but...until then...NO MONEY 4 UUUUU!!! XD

anyway nice job and an even better sequal i luv yoshi they tear bowser apart AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA im an evil fuck heh

gj man, gj

[Banana Phone 2]

wat the fuck!!!!!!11!!

dude i luved the first banana phone so much cuz it looked so good(even in low quality) and i got all excited bout this 1....but this is a fucking rip-off my friend! i mean...i put sound 2 cuz im in a good mood(and my brain is mush,having just returned frum skool)and violence 3 cuz they all blow up at end the song aint even in this 1...

"try a little harder next time"(quote of of vice city when u jack the cuban wannabee's car)

[NG Deathmatch 1(1/2)]

hmm...i seemed to have mixed up the movies...

ah well in the 2nd half of movie i reviewed and said i couldnt say muh fav part...thinking it was part 1...but this is part 1! sooo confusing... then again i just got bak frum skool so that prolly the reason my brain is turned 2 mush...anyways just read my review on the 2nd part and u will understand my true feelings bout ngdm(newgrounds deathmatch for all u dumbasses out there)

u da bomb knox!!! (u will find proof of this if u look at my fav animators)

[NG Deathmatch 1(2/2)]

soo gory...gotta luv it ! =P

it were soooo gory!!!! sry it says in comments not 2 give spoiler reviews so i cant say muh fav part but i liked the oldskool weap fite lol u da man knox

[You are a F*cking Moron7]

it's all true i say!!!

my god it's all true he always confesses when he is asked bout "screwing" little boyz saying that the kids luv him and vice-versa and yes slugger baby dropping IS bad sum1 realy shuld shoot him in his fucked-up tiny little brain of his he's a sick fucko i like 2 call him whacko-fuckin-jacko

btw did i mention hes an ugly little FUCK as well?2 plastic surgerys my ass...hes full of fuckin shit if he thinks hes foolin any1 by sayin 2 surgerys