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Kinda short given it's size.

But a good flash overall.

This is here because......

I know this is a tribute and all, but come on. It looks like your playing on Newgroundites feelings here.

Now, I'm a cold blooded mother fucker here. I laugh at people getting hurt, or killed. I've been beaten by my stepfather with steel-toe boots straight to the ribcage. I've been bullied at school. I've had the works done to me.

Now, wasn't that entire blurb POINTLESS? Even if it's true or not (the above is true, believe me), why submit it to the internet, and Newgrounds at that? Sure, you say it's to tell people that she wasn't just another suicide, but you have to remember something. Newgrounds is an INTERNATIONAL website. People from all over the world visit here. I myself am Canadian, so I don't get your American newspapers. So you pretty much just told me, through a mediocre flash, that someone who commited suicide (and no amount of arguing on your part that "she was a happy person" can change the fact that she jumped in front of a train) was an anime convention freak and that she was a warrior with a fork in her hand. So what?

You can't expect everyone on NG to be from your little town with open rail roads that are just yonder from the school (yes, I've read some of the reviews you replied to). If you want people to understand what your friend was like, GO MORE IN DEPTH! Sure, you say that you don't want everyone to know what this girls life is like, but you can go a bit more into detail instead of giving us two solid facts. Also, I read a reply you made to a review, and you told someone that you still had Elle's picture, phone number, house address, and tons more. That's REALLY not trying to expose her personal life to the public, isn't it?

I understand that you've made a tribute to a friend that died, but the entire world (albeit via the internet, it's still the world) does NOT need to know that your friend died. There is NO NEED to submit this to Newgrounds if you don't want to dive deeper into your friends life and give us some details. Show this at a private screening, or at the funeral where it belongs.

And before you begin to try to say that this review is unjust, let me point out to you that you say this tribute will matter to those that this event changed (albeit a select few, if any). LiveCorpse commited suicide on June 11th, 2004 according to the Tucson Citizen. This caused Newgrounds history, putting LC's flashes on the front page. This affected lots of people, in real life and on here. Many people made tributes, but you did NOT. Maybe you lurked around on NG for a long while, I don't know, but I did. Let's just say that you did, and you see the LC suicide news on front. You still didn't bother to make a tribute to something that happened to someone that caused history to a community you're actively engaged in. However subtle an impact his suicide inflicted onto you, you still didn't bother to make a tribute. You may say that you didn't know him, but alot of others didn't either and they made tributes. And what if a famous movie actor was killed or something? Johnny Depp, for example? (Just stereotyping here, the chicks love him...) I'm damn sure you don't know him personally, but you would make a tribute to him in some way, shape or form, whether it be a picture, a song or something else.

What I'm trying to say is, either make a good tribute without the bullshit excuses you make about not wanting to invade a dead girls privacy, or don't make one at all. And if you do make a mediocre tribute meant for the "inner circle" of friends and family, don't submit it here. It will just confuse us simple-minded, sexually motivated slobs that inhabit Newgrounds.

Good day.
P.S: whew. 383 characters remaining. I'm going to bed now.

A true piece of flash history.

This entire series should go down in NG history. In itself, it was a remarkable series, and it spawned the likes of ROTMK, and probably countless others on other websites, or even on here.

I have 1 gripe. Can you explain why the lava rose when the princess was killed? Did she have some sort of power in her that would condemn the world to destruction? When Koopa said in an earlier episode that if she died, his defeat would be complete, I thought he meant that he wouldn't be able to get Life mushrooms anymore... Apparently it meant that the mushroom kingdom would be destroyed.

Sad ending too... Mario must've been in serious shock to just stand there...
Voting 5.

Awsome!

This was sweet, and to the dickface above me:

GET FLASHPLAYER 8!

Over the top!

Damn Krinkles you haven't lost your touch! Never been more entertained and fuckin scared outta my mind since I saw the exorcist. Clown still isn't fuckin dead! After Hank(was this "hero" Hank? Cuz I noticed bandages in places he would have em after he blew himself up...[back of the head etc]) shot him in the head in Apotheosis and after he killed his ass in Avenger and now slicing half his head off you would think Clown would be fuckin dead already... But the same goes for the Protagonist(Hank?) and Savior(Jesus looked totally awsome!). You would think they would all be dead...

Ah well, if they ain't dead, that means a Madness 6 should come out >.<

Took your damn time Randy!

7 months in the making, 5 megs, and pure VGDC!

Graphics:8
I couldnt exactly tell if there was anything hand drawn in the movie because the screen was always moving and I'm too damn lazy to hit pause. So as far as I know, its all sprites(which is all good and fine, but a little artwork can't hurt sometimes too you know).
Style:10
Even though its all(if not most) sprite, theres some custom sprite animation in there as well, because I don't remember Mario going spread to stop himself falling too fast.
Sound:10
It's all here, from the sound of Mario punching, to Wart farting his ass off, to the midgit things getting their bones crunched. Even Mario and Wart talk!
Violence:10
The entire ROTMK series is a fight, and this is no exception. Not a scene goes by without Mario punching some minion out cold or dead.
Interactivity:4
The basic links at the end/start of the movie, and the play/pause buttons at the top. Nothing worth writing home about.
Humor:3
I'm all for toilet humor, but I found the only thing funny in this flash was Warts wet ones ;)

Overall:9 I think it needs some more humor and maybe some drawn artwork(could have a link to some of that fanart you got on your site Randy). Interactivity i don't give a damn about because its a movie, not a game.

Sick dude

Man that was one of the best movies i seen on NG and them guys at the truck reminded me of the Cerebrus agents on Manhunt i was like holy shit those guys are everywhere

Make a episode damnit me and my buddys are dying here!

Shut Up Foo'!

LOL that was the most randomly funny thing i have EVER seen on NG and in my entire life! I liked MR.T's part so much lol SHUT UP FOO'! ROCK ON T!

Anyways this wasnt the best thing out there(its based on Harry Potter for god sakes!) but it was so funny it made up for that lack of skill in that area.

Good Job!

About all the people saying it needs more humor

I feel it's funny enough with D.K being a moron(throwing the banana on the road and not the peel, putting peel on his head and striking a "pose")

As for Mario and Luigi, they seemed kinda evil in this flash, but thats a nice twist from the usual "goody-2-shoes" crap he always does.

As for Peach, she kinda looked stoned to me, but hot nonetheless, again another nice twist.

Overall Good Job!

Kind of like a remake of The Battlefield...

As said above, this is kinda like a remake of the Battlefield by Ringfinger. I liked the Battlefield so I like this too.

Good Job Anti...Antianti?...no...AntiClockClock! :P

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