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So this thing asks me.

I sat there and thought to myself... "Why haven't I posted anything here yet? I've been around since '03, I MUST have something interesting to put here..."

And I answered myself thus:

One day, two siblings, little Jimmy and Tina, went into a cave. Tina wanted to go deep into the cave to explore. She took Jimmy by the hand deep into the cave. They could tell when they reached the darkest part of the cave because they could no longer see each other.

Tina turned to Jimmy and said "Jimmy, let's have sex."
Jimmy said, "But... you're my sister!"
"So?" Tina said. "I'm not old enough to get pregnant, so that doesn't matter. I just want to feel your hard cock inside me."

So, Tina took her clothes off, and Jimmy reluctantly took off his own. Tina made her way to Jimmy, bent over, and told Jimmy to stick it in her pussy.

"Oh, God!" Tina cried out, when Jimmy put his dick in her cute little box. "It's so big! I think I'm going to get in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said 'Fresh' and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought 'Naw forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air!' I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby 'yo, holmes, smell you later!' Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to settle my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air."